I've written a short, one-shot story called The Stowaway. It's set immediately after the end of Halo 3, and a cookie goes to the first person to spot the numerological joke. (It's also on FanFiction.net here.)

and finally, FFN lets me do it. Make it work in future. kthxbai.

FFN is kaput again, so...

here's chapter 5 of The Echoes. It's a bit of an interesting one, this one–it's spent longer in gestation than any but the first part.

Lisez-vous, s'il vous plaît. Il bientôt va apparaître sur FanFiction.net.

And now for something completely different.

Well, I've published part 4 of The Echoes, entitled Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor, Pianist. It's on FanFiction.net here and my website here. I think it's my favourite chapter so far, as it (a) gives some love to The Ascent of Man (my favourite TV show of all time, ever) and (b) starts to show some evolution in John's character, but still keeps a tab on his inner turmoil.

And now for the completely different thing. The Elitist Bastard hereby orders all ye, the readership of this World Wide Web Site, to read this fan fiction on DeviantArt, for it is as close to perfection as is physically, literally, and anatomically possible.

That is all.

To compensate for the crappiness of the last one...

Here's the next part of The Echoes. It's shorter (exactly 1117 words long, the numerological joke was unintentional) but it's hopefully better than the last one.

Regardez-vous le nouveau texte sur FanFiction.net là, ou sur mon site Web ici. Je parle franglais!

Here's chapter two of The Echoes. It's not as good as the first. Don't remind me.